Here's my list of Top 10 Celebrity Hot Chicks for November 2005.  This list is not a cumulative thing - after all, there wouldn't be much run for you the reader if Laetitia Casta, Madonna and Angelina Jolie were ranked number 1,2 and 3 every month for the next year.  So I've decided to add some variety to this list by having the simple rule that no single celebrity can appear on this list more than once every six months. Also, not only am I doing this list as a way to indulge myself, but also to turn you on to actresses, singers and other personalities you might not have heard of.  So... enjoy the list!

Meagan Tarleton is truly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Traffic stops when she walks down the street, older men die of heart attacks with one glance of her beauty, small children weep, dudes named Paris kidnap her and take her back to Troy and small woodland creatures perch on her shoulders "St. Francis of Assisi style". Seriously. Meagan is all that and a bag of chips. Please see the "Fun Facts" section for more info about Meagan.

Think Indian women can't be hot? It's true that America hasn't seen a lot of pretty Indian women; even in a place like London that's just chock-full of Indian girls, they're mostly attractive for their snappy London fashion sense (how DO they get their scarves to look so nice?) than actual beauty. Aishwarya Rai is the absolute exception to this rule. She's truly stunning, one of the most beautiful women I've even seen, even if she has "Westernized" her looks quite a bit. She simply takes my breath away every time I see her! 

Olga Sosnovska is a British actress of Polish heritage; she is most popular for her work in the BBC show Spooks, where she unfortunately died towards the end of series 4... so sadly, there is no more Thursday night lovin' from Olga! Americans might know her from the DeBeers commercial (set in London) where her husband offers to marry her "all over again" while her parents are hiding in plain sight on the steps of the building in front of her. She's just so pretty, and her accent (in particular) just melts me.

Allow me to be as blunt as possible - if you don't think Audrey Tautou is one of the most beautiful women in the world... you need for friggin' head examined! The French actress - known around the world for her stunning resemblance to Audrey Hepburn - stormed the theatres of America with the romantic comedy Amélié back in 2001. Sadly perhaps, she just might be stereotyped into that role forever here in the US, reviews of her other later films like He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not were disappointed that she wasn't the same person she was in Amélié. Oh well, I can think of worse things to be stereotypes as.

You know Maggie Grace - the woman that plays the formerly alive daddy's girl Shannon on Lost. And so you probably know that she's pretty hot, too. But while she looks pretty good on the show, you should actually spend some time on that thar Intarweb looking for some non-Lost pictures of her (like the one on the left). She's really, really pretty. Kind of strange as she's not really my "type"... but there you go.

Shannon Elizabeth... my God, she's like nine feet tall and makes me say "BAM!" more than Emeril Lagasee at a chili cookoff! I mean... she's just built like a freakin' Sherman tank! She's totally hawt enough to piss Venus off. Seriously. And thanks to an ill-advised spread in Playboy, anyone can go to Google Images and see her naked with just a couple of mouse clicks. Sadly, now that Shannon is doing a show on UPN it seems that her short career is in a tailspin.

99% of the time, the phrase "ice queen" is an insult. But not with Rosamund. This British actress did a lot of work for Brit TV before skyrocketing to fame in the James Bond film Die Another Day, where she played the... well, frosty villain Miranda Frost. She's quite stunning, but not pretty enough to be inaccessible. Plus, from what I hear, she's pretty well grounded, which is always a plus in our world of celebrity divatude.

Rose, Rose, Rose. OK, you can tell I'm running out of ideas for the top 10 list when Rose McGowan makes it to the list. Oh sure, she's hot alright - and that's "hot in the dirtiest possible way", mind you. But she hasn't done anything interesting in years - the new "family-friendly" Charmed doesn't count. And besides, that dimple on her chin really bugs me, and I'm one of those people that thinks imperfections are beauty in themselves. But still.. although Rose has an awesome body and could do things to me that are illegal in 197 countries, she's still the Washington Generals of the "Top 10 Hottest Celebrities" list.

Christine Taylor... Ms. Ben Stiller... Hmmmmm... Why do I find her so attractive? Is it her sexy blonde hair, often pulled up with tendrils on the side? Is it her sparkling eyes that seem so full of mischief? Is it her goofy sense of humor? Nah, it's none of those things. It's probably because she played Marsha in all those Brady Bunch movies. But still, whether it's in Zoolander or Dodgeball, Christine is always welcome in my book. Why she married that runt Stiller is beyond me. Oh yeah, it's those huge piles of cash he has... plus the fact that I've never met her.

Yeah, Jenna Fischer might not be the sexiest thing that ever was... but so what? As the beleaguered receptionist "Pam" in the American version of The Office, Jenna shines. She looks quite frumpy 90% of the time on the show... but then she smiles and just looks so damn cute! Besides, I'll take Jenna Fischer in HD over Terri Hatcher in HD any day - 'cos you can't see veins in her face like you can with Terri.

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Aishwarya Rai not only won Miss World 1994, she also won Miss Photogenic & Miss Popular at the pageant.

Olga Sosnovska played Lena Kundera on ABC's daytime soap opera, All My Children.

Director Jean-Pierre Jeunet originally wanted British actress Emily Watson for the role of Amelie!

Maggie Grace adores Jergen's Soft Shimmer Body Lotion.

Shannon Elizabeth is well trained in Krav Maga - the Israeli hand-to-hand combat system.

One anagram of Rosamund Pike's name is 'A Supremo Kind'.

Rose McGowan knits, gardens and collects Marlene Dietrich memorabilia.

Christine Taylor dated Duke basketball player Bill McCaffrey when the school won the NCAA championship in 1991.

Jenna Fischer took her first acting class at age 6 with Sean Gunn (who stars as Kirk on WB's Gilmore Girls)

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